Grossed Out Giraffe...

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• Cedric (My brother) >>> eating dinner(for your info, his rice is black because of the soy sauce)
• ME>>>talking to Zakiah on the phone while surfing online
• Zakiah>>>talking to me...duh..

Conversation

• Cedric (shouting out loud, so that Zakiah can hear) : "Hey i wanna order 5 fillet O fish"
• Me (relating whatever my bro said to Zakiah on the phone) : "My brother wanna order 5 fillet O fish"
• Zakiah : "What sauce does he want?"
• Cedric ( murmuring a series of sauce)
• Zakiah : "Should i give you shit sauce?"
• Me ( to my bro) : "Should she give you shit sauce?"
• Cedric : "Ok..."
• Me (to Zakiah) : "The shit must be fresh from the toilet bowl ok...must also be 40 degrees and above... and must have traces of onion and spring onion..."
• Cedric : " Shut up lah... i'm eating.."

THE END

Hope you have thoroughly enjoyed the above and that it did not spoil your appetite...thats the only way i could get my brother to stop disturbing me and harassing my ears with his version of "Silent Night"...